We are Jared and Lauren. At one point, we sold all our belongings and set out from Tucson, AZ to conquer the world on our bicycles. Turns out that after a while being homeless, broke and bound to your bicycle can really suck. We landed in Chicago in November and have been striving towards yuppiedom ever since.

We crave your attention. Leave comments. Make suggestions. Ask Questions. Employ us. Join our cult. Thanks for reading.

All hail the dark LarN,

-Lar & Jar