New Professional Look!

February 5th, 2010

Since I am now a Pro web DEVELOPER and wear the financial pants in this cloudy and cold relationship with Lar, I decided to dye my hair with grey and dirty white highlights ($30 dollars US). I also bought some vintage Vionishe Raybans circa 1972 ($25 dollars US.) Then I finished it all off with a quick buzz of the face and a mustache trim. Next I headed downtown for a brief business meeting at the Willis Tower (aka the Sears Tower). I met with a stunning young brunette named Natasha, she bought me Japanese cuisine, and we talked about web concepts for over an hour. We concluded that my talent is unmatched and she coerced me into signing a two year contract @ an estimated $75,000 a year. I now work for Philip Morris USA, and although I am unhappy about the past history of my employer, I am proud to be onboard!

Professionally – Jar

17 Responses to “New Professional Look!”

  1. SarahJ.allday says:

    No alarms and no suprises, please.

  2. The Internet says:

    I didn’t write this!

  3. LaRN says:

    the blog needs some work. on the office computer the about me section is overlapping the CGOAB journal section. this is running firefox.

  4. LaRN says:

    jared can you fix this post and the other one so that the thumbnail is layered underneath the title. you can’t even read the whole title on this one.

  5. Scott says:

    I’ve never seen “financial pants” before so I did an image search:

    http://ccrow.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/crazy_pants.jpg

    Pretty snazzy!

  6. Lar says:

    thanks for writing chawlie!

  7. Jar says:

    OMG this is the best post yet

  8. nailhead tom says:

    You should have held out for more money. They’re printing lots right now.

  9. Ryder says:

    Is it somehow April Fools Day already??? WTF?

  10. Char says:

    Your’e bringing sexy back!

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