Hello SEBASTIAN, lurkers in the mist, and the 5 people willing to openly admit to reading our blog. Sorry for bringing you out of the closet, SEBASTIAN. I know. I know. You wouldn’t want your employers or your family to find out. It hasn’t become socially acceptable yet. In another 20 years or so, society will advance and Wasitabatisaw can be embraced and displayed proudly much like the vibrant gay rainbow. Until then, we will do our best to coax you out of the closet.
Speaking of closets, last night we watched a hip-hopera entitled “Trapped in the Closet,” which features R. Kelly and takes place in his hometown of Chicago. It is currently 22 chapters long and can be viewed on YouTube. Each chapter ends with a suspenseful cliffhanger that leaves you wondering who’s next to admit to cheating on their significant other with a midget that is hiding under the sink. Recommended viewing and has an adequate freak quota to meet Wasitabatisaw standards.
Speaking of freaks, the official Wasitabatisaw video of the month award goes to Eric Warheim directed music video (which you can watch here) for the song “She’s Got Me Dancing” by Tommy Sparks. I heard that the song is being popularized in an Ipod commercial on tv, and I don’t care. The song is awesome and highly addictive. I find myself singing it often while I’m riding my bike to work, working, buying groceries, taking out the trash, etc.
Speaking of taking out the trash, we also watched Topps Chewing Gum Companies 1987 production “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie” this week. This cinematic masterpiece is a timeless classic and hardly makes any sense whatsoever. Supposedly the kids are trapped in the Garbage Pail, but then you realize that they are able to get themselves out at any time. Anyways, it has a very rad soundtrack and puppets that fart, pee on themselves, and throwup. Definitely meets Wasitabatisaw standards.
Speaking of standards, I have succeeded in getting Jared to lower his. He is flying back to Virginia with me for the holidays. In the past, this would have been unheard of for Jared the green machine. Perhaps it all coincides with the misanthropic and nihilistic downward spiral that occurred this past fall. In other words…fuck it. We have succumbed to yuppiedom and are now flying in airplanes and shitting out carbon emissions like Garbage Pail Kids with diarrhea.
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and I lied,
Sebastian is a loser and doesn’t actually read this blog.
mickey!!! why did you have to lie and get me all excited!
That was a really cute song and I’m sad I missed the troll.
Hey what part of VA? I wanna see your sparkling faces!
hey leila- it’s virginia beach…actually, my dad wants us to come to dc this weekend (his GF lives there) but i can’t say i’m enthusiastic about 8 hours roundtrip on 95.
if we change our minds about that i will let you know.
man i missed someone getting banned.i guess checking in on this site once a day is not enough. just wanted you to know that there are other lurkers out there that enjoy your site.i guess that makes six now.riding on a plane does not make you a bad person. thanks for sharing your life. have a great trip home
yup…gotta stay on top of things here or you might miss something completely obscene.
all lurkers welcome!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
no more internet!
Man, I remember when Wasitabatisaw was for real. Now they’re off censoring shit left and right. It’s like I can’t even trust you guys anymore. Bunch of bullshit, I tell you.
After reading through this blog – and checking out some links – I can’t even imagine what one would have to post to get banned here. Wish I had seen it!
Spoiler alert: this was Charlie writing “(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)” as a comment.
We’re not cool enough for real trolls here…
jared is the only troll we have.
If you think this is bad…listen to truckers on the C.B. for a bit….
I can’t imagine anything any trucker could ever say that even comes close to some of the more vile and disturbing things I’ve seen online.
he’s talking about the things we say on our blog, specifically, jared…and i can’t think of some things some truckers could say that could be pretty disturbing. though, i think for the most part truckers are honest hardworking dudes that get pissed when lot lizards are trying to keep.
a small minority of truckers are actually huge perves though i’m sure….
Keep one thing in mind. The airplane is going to fly whether you get on it or not. So if you sit there on your bike watching the plane take off, with the seat that you would have occupied empty, it’s even worse because the carbon footprint is the same but you’re still in Chicago.
you have a point, tom…and i am familiar with this argument for not not flying..but i have to say that i don’t completely agree with it.
first of all, that seat wouldn’t be empty during the holiday season. second, if everyone stopped flying, the airlines would all go bankrupt as many of them already have…
in reality, i think jared and i just have to face the facts…we are eco-slime world destroyers just like everyone else. christian said before, “want to save the world? kill yourelf.” pretty much true. humans aren’t doing anything great for the planet itself. the faster we can get ourselves out of here as a species, the quicker the earth can start healing itself. i think i’ll stick around for as long as i can just to see how interesting things get.
Awww, c’mon. You’re not “eco-slime world destroyers”. You’re good-hearted souls that worry a tad too much over stuff you really can’t do much about. Relax. In a hundred years no one will even remember you were ever here.
That’s never a good outlook to have about anything.
Dude that is in really bad taste.I lol’d
yes, we are arguing about it right now.
i succeeded in getting jared to clean up the act on your behalf, erik. our website is pretty bad, but we aren’t quite THERE yet…i’m trying not to take it that far.
however, i will say on jar’s behalf that bad taste was the whole point. of course it was in bad taste and any upstanding citizen such as yourself should be shocked and appalled. he was just reposting something that already existed.
The MODS are ASLEEP, start a CP thread GO GO GO!!!!!!!!
much more acceptable, jared.
That’s like the number 4 hit for searching WTF on google images.
that is what jared’s crotch looks like. LOL