Canoe Training
Lauren and have been training mentally, physically and emotionally around the clock for our upcoming epic canoe trip. It has been raining daily here and the river is extra high and flowing fast. Navigation is nearly impossible, obstacles and obstructions galore, strong currents, spiders everywhere. These are the perfect conditions in which to train:
P.S. An opossum got into the chicken coop tonight and began to fool with the chickens. After a few shots in the face with a B.B. gun it played dead. Then I bashed it’s skull in with a shovel and we buried it in the orchard.
<3 J
theres bad blood in that river. bad blood.
When Doug and I went on our Canoe tour, we came across a ginormous alligator (like 8 or 9 feet long!) and our buttholes simultaneously tightened up.
Lauren is a 3 time national champion gator wrestler.
get them arms strong….good luck
Lauren, you guys need to carry some gasoline in the canoe with you so that when one of you dies, you can send them on their way with a viking funeral.
PS. I fucking hate spiders. Keep them the fuck away from me.
We use gasoline or naphtha for our stove. 1 liter should at least get a carcass going.
P.S. There are sooo many spiders