Happy Birthday Jared!
The young whippersnapper turns a whopping 24 today! I threw him a dinosaur and Catwoman themed (found a bunch of dusty vintage party stuff that had been sitting in an Indian dollar store since the early 90s) birthday party at 12 o’clock last night.
-L

Update:
You may recall that last year we celebrated this most important day drinking wine and eating cheese and crackers under a bridge outside of Gail, Texas:

Those were the days.
Lauren compensated for my lack of friends by throwing me a party and getting me lots of presents. In addition to the catwoman-themed party she presented me with a record player, a bottle of sparklin’ juice, and some vintage bike patches, compact headset wrenches and a belt buckle from her bike shop (which has plenty of weird stuff that hasn’t moved in 30 years)
What a pal of a gal.
-Jared

i bet you birthday sucked!
That right son you birfday! Amberlamps!!!
I bet your birthday sucked!
May all your B-Day wishes come true Jar!
You have come so far since then there Gail, Texas Days.
happy birthday